TRACING THE TITLE
TO YOUR LAND*
(humorous)
A New Orleans lawyer sought an
FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted
if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as
collateral. The title to the property
dated back to 1803 and was duly traced.
After sending the information to
the FHA, he received the following reply:
“Upon review of your letter
adjoining your client’s loan application, we note that the request is supported
by an Abstract of Title. While we
compliment the able manner in which you prepared and presented the application,
we must point out that you have only cleared the title to the proposed
collateral property back to the year 1803.
Before final approval can be according, it will be necessary to clear
the title back to its origin.”
Annoyed, the lawyer responded as
follows:
Your letter regarding the titles
in Case No. 189156 has been received. I
note that you wish to have the title search extended further than the 160 years
covered by the present application.
As you know, Louisiana was
purchased by the United States from France in 1803, the year of origin
identified in our application. The
title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, who had
acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain.
The land came into possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the
year of our Lord 1492 by Captain Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the
privilege of seeking a new route to India by the then-reigning monarch,
Isabella. The good queen, being a pious
woman and careful about titles, secured the blessing of the Pope before she
sold her jewels to fund Columbus’ expedition.
Now the Pope, as I am sure you know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ,
the Son of God. And God, it is commonly
accepted, created the world including the land in question, Louisiana.
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NOTE: I first saw
this in Virginia in 1963. It was not, as some claim, a true
story. Nor did it have the mockery in
it that more recent versions have. It
was simple, to the point, and refreshingly hilarious. Author unknown